So Zima has officially been put out of its misery; well almost.
MillerCoors LLC has stopped brewing Zima because of “challenging” sales and “declining consumer interest” in the flavored malt beverage segment, according to a statement by Andy England, chief marketing officer. The last bottles of Zima will likely be shipped to the brewer’s wholesale distributors in December.
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Except for people like me and this dude posting stupid stories about Zima, I do not think anyone will care that Zima is done.
Man, if I only had a nickel for every Zima I’ve downed, I’d have 15 cents. That’s right, I’ve managed to choke down smoothly enjoy three ice-cold, refreshing Zimas. The last one was right before entering a high school dance. (Note to high school males reading this: Nothing says “manliness” to your date like chugging a Zima too quickly and then throwing half of it back up in your mouth.)
I am not saying I am proud or anything, but I would probably be closing in on a buck seventy-five.
At any rate, I am not drinking Zima.
