I Cannot Help Myself (Football Annuals)

Every year I say that I am going to cut back on my purchases of the various college and NFL preview annuals that assault the bookstores each June. Once again I have failed.

All the new shiny books were on display last night, and of course I had to get Phil Steele’s 2005 College Football Preview. While I do not bet on sports, I love all the junk Mr. Steele crams in his annuals. This is one of my favorite reads every summer, even if they never have the SEC cover version in our bookstores; PAC 10 cover always makes a yearly appearance. I tried to stop at just this one annual; honest. But then it happened …

Lindy’s 2005 Southeastern Football annual had D.J. Shockley on the cover; and all good Dawg fans know that our season is going to be in the crapper if D.J. does not figure it out in a hurry. I wish Richt would just go wishbone; with all the HBs and D.J., I think Georgia could easily manage 9-10 wins in they do not put the ball in the air. Speaking of all the good HBs, Athlon Sports 2005 Southeastern annual had Danny Ware, Kregg Lumpkin, and Thomas Brown on the cover – as these guys go, so will UGA’s season. OK, I admit that I could not show any restraint, so three annuals were no in hand. But wait, there is more!

Yes, I am a college football annual whore, but as I said I cannot help myself. The SportingNews SEC preview was also on the newsstand, and while I could care less about the Auburn and Alabama cover, I love the SportingNews, so I had to add this one to my stack. You would think that would have been enough to put an end to my shopping spree, but nope, four annuals would just not do my summer reading program justice. Enter the Pro Football guides …

The SportingNews 2005 Pro Football Preview made it into my grubby hands, as do the Pro Football Weekly 2005 NFL Preview. As if I am going to have time to read all the coverage; as if I do not get enough NFL coverage each week in the SportingNews. It is a disease my friends, a very sick one indeed.

Fantasy football? I am trying to give that up, but no, oh no, the publishers have to keep tempting me! Somehow (and I am really not sure how), the Pro Football Weekly CBS SportsLine.com Fantasy Football Guide 2005 also ended up at the checkout counter.

“Hi, my name is Jonathan, and I am one sick, broke bastard, but I have a big stack of football magazines to read, so everything is going to be just fine, thank you very much.”

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Finally!

Although you’ll see nothing mentioned about it on the SI Games main site (as of this writing), the NHL Eastside Hockey Manager 2005 digital download is available. It is “try before you buy” software that will let you go six months into the game. I’ll be installing the 132 MB file today, but there’s no mention of cost on the web site.

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What Could’ve Been…

For those of you that aren’t Indians fans, here’s a bit of history from ESPN this week:

“We tried to do it in Cleveland, we didn’t quite succeed. We lost the team,” Steinbrenner said. “We tried to buy the Indians first, but we didn’t get them. So Gabe Paul said, ‘Let’s come up to New York and see the Yankee people. They want to sell.’ So we came up here, and I met with Bill Paley, and he was a man of his word, he stood behind everything he ever told me. And that was it. I just fell in love with New York.”

That’s right… Steinbrenner tried to buy the Tribe in 1973, but the Indians’ current ownership wouldn’t pull the trigger. Gabe Paul was in control of the Indians for most of the 70’s and 80’s, except for a few years with New York, as described by Steinbrenner above.

I wonder if he would’ve accomplished the same types of things in Cleveland as he has in New York? Nah… nothing ever that good happens for Cleveland’s sports teams.

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Stuff that makes you (or rather me) drink …

I am not sure why, but sometimes I find rather mundane things humorous. For instance a couple of nights ago I posted about the new Miller Lite “raining beer” commercial. On the side nav referral today, to what did my wonder eyes appear? On a Google search referral “raining beer commercial” shows CG 2nd from the top; for some reason I find that rather amusing. Try “miller commercial raining beer” which also put CG in the Top 5. Funny stuff.

CG, we are all about the beer.

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Different Day, Same Song

Digital download of NHL Eastside Hockey Manager 2005 was supposed to be ready last week. Then ealy this week. Now….who the heck knows? Sports Interactive may be good developers, but good Lord do they not know how to get a game to the United States.

Some funny culture clash commentary going on in the OOTP and SIGames forums. While the US-based OOTP boards are all a twitter about the new expansion, the intrusion of baseball into the stoic and non-tolerant world of “football” is getting interesting reaction from the European faithful. They seem a bit underwhelmed.

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Bryant Puts His Trust in Buss

I absolutely hate what has happened to sports – in all but a few cases, the athletes run the show. I am not naive to the point where I do not understand what is going on in today’s sports culture, but that does not mean I have to like it.

Everyone knows about the love triangle between Kobe, Shaquille, and Uncle Phil, so I will not elaborate. Instead I want to focus on the ridiculousness surrounding the return of Phil Jackson to the Lakers. Take this gem of a quote from Kobe Bryant:

“When the Lakers began the search for a new head coach, I put my complete trust in Dr. Buss and (general manager) Mitch Kupchak to select the person they thought was best for the Lakers’ organization,” Bryant said. “In Phil Jackson, they chose a proven winner. That is something I support.”

Who gives a flying flip what Bryant thinks about the search for a new head coach? And what if Kobe did not put his complete trust in the head brass? What then? A trade demand maybe? I am so sick and tired of all the cry baby athletes that are paraded around by the media as if we actually care about their opinions. I know I do not, which means that I have already written too much about Kobe.

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Raining Beer? What does that say about me?

I love the new Miller Lite – “It is raining beer” commercial. Great stuff! Speaking of great stuff, I am not sure if anyone got my “tighten up the graphics” refernece from a few posts back. If you have no idea what I am talking about, you need to check out this link that I stumbled across via the new last referrals list section on the right-hand side of the site. The commercial is too damn funny!

I am not sure what that says about me, but I enjoy good commercials, 80’s music (thank you VH1 Classics!), the O’Reilly Factor, I still love to read D&D books, the first song I downloaded for my iPod was “Voices Carry” (‘Till Tuesday), I think 50 Cent kicks arse, and I still do not own an Xbox because it does not rule as much as the PS2. I am not sure what the hell that says about me, but I am a die hard Bulldogs fan, I love the Falcons, and I have followed the Braves since the Biff Pocoroba days. I have several Star Trek DVDs, Seinfeld is my favorite series, I never made it big with my Net Yaroze!, and I think it would be cool to own a hobby shope that specializes in tropical fish. In short, I walk alone.

What bothers me? Work; cannot say much since folks from work read this blog, which is hard to believe, but never the less true. iTunes does not have very much in the way of a Corey Hart selection, which is something that I think sucks in a big way. Jacko gets off when everyone knows he is a perv; plus he should no longer be called “the King of Pop.” Other stuff bothers me, like I am almost (but not all the way) attracted to Kelly Clarkson; that really bothers me for some reason. Plus I still remember the lyrics to White Lines (Don’t Don’t Do It) by Grandmaster Flash, and I never come close to doing that sort of thing. But I think I may get laid tonight, so it is all good.

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Update on Editor’s Choice Award

This is from the Diamond Mind Baseball forum:

“DMB was, of course, a PC game and, as indicated, was rated 4.5 out of 5 and also was named an Editor’s Choice. The others reviewed in this category were Baseball Mogul 2006 (3.5), Inside The Park Baseball (3), PureSim Baseball (3), and Ultimate Baseball Online (2.5).”

Inside the Park Baseball!!?? Baseball Mogul 2006 beat out Puresim!!?? No Out of the Park Baseball 6 in the mix?

Good grief.

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PC Magazine Editor’s Choice Award

Saw on Diamond Mind Baseball’s site that it was selected as the best PC baseball game. Now, don’t get me wrong, Diamond Mind Baseball is the best at what it does. If I wanted to replay baseball seasons, I certainly would choose DMB over almost every product out there. However, and this is a BIG however, DMB is so limited in comparison to Out of the Park Baseball or Puresim Baseball that any magazine that claims DMB as the best baseball game made, simply should get out of the game review business.

I don’t know who the competition was for this award (the article appears in the June 28th edition of PC Magazine), but I do know that DMB is great at some aspects of baseball, so is OOTP, heck, even MVP Baseball has its good qualities. But they are all very different games aimed at very different baseball desires.

I honestly didn’t know that PC Magazine was still in business since I stopped subscribing to it ten years ago. Their game reviews were horrible back then and I suspect that not much has changed over the years.

But it is good to see text games getting some props with the print media.

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An EA Sports Game I May Actually Purchase

Gamespot has an interesting interview with the folks working on NASCAR 06. It seems that team crews will play a pretty big role in success or failure this season. If this feature works and the game isn’t dumbed down with silly trophy and unlocking features, this couild be a game worth purchasing. Tiburon was generally praised for their previous effort, but I didn’t buy it because nothing seemed worth giving up on Papyrus’ classic NASCAR Racing game.

I may have to use my EA birthday coupon afterall.

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Latest And Greatest Eastside Hockey Manager

NHL Eastside Hockey Manager 2005 was released last week. Once again, Americans need to go to extraordinary lengths to purchase a Sports Interactive product. We all know about the Worldwide Soccer Manager fiasco, better known as the game that was released but never really was. The previous version of the EHM series was available via digital download. The second game will also be available via downloadat some point in the future.

Yes, I know that unlike the WSM debacle, EHM can be ordered through GoGamer.com and folks are getting the game pretty quickly. I just cant understand why Sports Interactive still isnt trying to get their products more widespread distribution in the United States.

The impending release of SIs Out of the Park Baseball really has me worried since the company shows no ability to get games to the United States in any coherent fashion. I can imagine a scenario where OOTP will be available in Sweden before it is in America.

We shall see

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