Today is moving day, so a little levity is in order to keep me sane. Tonya gave me “Deep Thoughts” (as seen on Saturday Night Live) by Jack Handey, when I graduated from college. The book is subtitled, “Inspiration for the Uninspired.” I came across it early this morning as part of the never ending packing.
“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”
“We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off to go fishing. But we wouldn’t be laughing that evening, when he’d come back with some whore he picked up in town.”
“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
If you have to ask why I feel better, please stop visiting this site.