Plus Finally Offers Betas

One of the biggest gripes by the PlayStation Plus “community” has been the lack of betas. Upon the initial introduction of the Plus service, Plus subscribers were led to believe that they would get plenty of exclusive beta offerings.

Over the first three months, the betas did not show up, and Sony backtracked a little on the wording of what they intended. Apparently only selected Plus users would have an opportunity to land some of those beta experiences. Bellyaching ensued.

Sony has responded by working with Ubisoft to allow all Plus subscribers access to the Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood beta. Let the rejoicing sound from coast to coast. In a further attempt to appease Plus subscribers, later this month 5000 lucky Plus subscribers will land a Killzone 3 early access beta. Happy days.

I didn’t bother to read the user agreement to see if I could post on the Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood beta, so I will refrain from offering up some opinions right now. I will say that I have never played an Assassin’s Creed game, which obviously means this is not the typical type of game I will pick up. I do love the fact that I have access to the beta. New experiences are always a Plus.

Share

Atelier – Reviews that Suck

In honor of Calvert Games ninth birthday weekend, I thought I would offer a blast from the past, and make an attempt at the original Recycle Bin grand tradition of stylistic prose, ripping piss poor reviews from mega-sites. Longtime readers will get this right away; others will wonder why is that joker going after IGN.

Do I have to be Captain Obvious to point out that IGN typically rates games high? As a super-major-mega-media outlet that is what is expected out of their reviews; however you know something is amiss when IGN gives Atelier Rorona: The Alchemist of Arland a subpar score (5.0 out of 10), compared to the baseline at metacritic. Atelier is currently carrying a metascore of 72 based on 12 critic reviews, so what pray tell is wrong with IGN’s review of Atelier?

The review’s tagline says it all and sets the tone for the rest of the review: “Child molestation jokes are always funny, right?”

So Mr. Reviewer, how is the story?

It’s almost worth picking up Atelier Rorona for the story. Almost. This is one of those boundary pushing, dances the line between funny and creepy, RPGs. Whether it’s Rorona’s master that makes jokes about molesting her while she sleeps, or the nice shopkeeper who gets drunk and actually does molest her, everyone wants a piece of Rorona. The American version changed the character’s ages, making Rorona 17 instead of 14, but that only barely makes things better.

WTF? Of all the current reviews, IGN’s is the only one that zeros in on molestation as a focal point of the game. Seriously?

I can understand someone not being comfortable with the references mentioned in the review; however the dialog referencing this sort of innuendo does not actually comprise the entire story.

I digress. What about the gameplay?

The problem with the game is that it’s just plain tedious.

A review is just an opinion, so I can actually respect that point of view. To each their own, right? Next up is the meat and potatoes of the review.

The challenge in the game comes from the time limits set for each Assignment. Each assignment has to be completed in a set number of days. Everything Rorona does in Atelier takes time. Adventuring, alchemy, or sleeping all spend days, bringing you closer to the deadline. I can’t sit there and level grind until my characters are all powerful because each zone takes a certain number of days to travel to, and there is a finite number of monsters each time I went to it. So leveling up is a very deliberate process, and it can bite players in the ass if they aren’t on top of their game.

Good grief. The time limit, race against the clock gameplay aspect, and your ability to manage the path you pick is the entire point of Atelier.

In other words, this reviewer sucks at this sort of game, and does not like the challenge of a “pick your path against the clock” adventure. So there you have it.

If the reviewer is completely uncomfortable with this sort of game, why take the assignment? If the game is offensive, why not tell the editor that after uncovering the lesbian overtones [I actually enjoyed this review], “I decline” to proceed any further with this trash?

Honestly, Atelier has typical JRPG all over it. Just do a google image search for “anime” and see what you uncover, which should not have been that shocking to the reviewer who opened up the review with this revealing ditty …

I love an inappropriate, flirtatious RPG starring underage girls with huge racks as much as the next guy.

I can only conclude that in general the reviewer actually likes this sort of game, but something about this one went too far? [Content Warning – Seriously – Sankaku Complex]

I would have a lot more respect for the reviewer and IGN if the review started off with a note from the editor along the lines of “… some readers may be offended by the dialog … the reviewer original assigned to Atelier had deep reservations about the story’s content …” and then give the game to a reviewer that can actually provide an opinion of the game’s content with more than a casual treatment of Atelier’s gameplay.

Share

Wednesday: The Mid-Week Gaming Update Returns

First of all I just got another 100% complete, which is pretty rare for me. Linger In Shadows – this was a free Qore download 12-18 months ago that I looked at once and dismissed. Just for shits and giggles I decided to give it a go over the weekend. Linger In Shadows is a technical demo that is a “different” sort of way of playing a game; artistic-stylistic gaming? Trophies are easy; feel sorry for anyone that actually pays for this one because it should be more or less a free offering as a technical demo.

Soldner-X
As part of my Plus subscriptions I picked up Soldner-X: Himmelstrummer & Soldner-X2: Final Prototype (Bundle PlayStation Plus price $10.79, regular price $17.99). I did not look before I leaped into this one, but after a few minutes with each game, I think this combo-pack will offer decent shmups fun.

Monsters Gone Mad
Survival Horror meets hunting action? I have never been a fan of either genera, but I have increasingly been interested in a decent hunting game.

Cabela’s Dangerous Hunts could be fun with Move support, but why offer a whole new setup, complete with a Wii like sensor bar? Ridiculous. I am sure it is meant as a cheap alternative to the Move, but why bother on the PS3 if Sony is trying to push the Move? I understand that third party publishers cannot be forced into move support, but shipping the game with Move support sans Top Shot Elite gun would probably earn the publisher more sales.

The controller itself is incredibly fun to play with. For the Xbox 360 and PS3 versions, which were the ones I got to play on, you get a sensor bar to stick to the bottom of the screen (kind of like the Wii’s sensor bar). Only it’s sleek and black and sexy-looking.

Probably the niftiest feature of the Top Shot Elite is the infrared scope that you can use to track animal prints or blood trails. Combined with the fact that you have to physically reload the gun, it feels a lot more realistic than some shooters. I’d love to see this used with other games like Call of Duty, as it has a lot of potential for really improving how people play first-person shooters.

Move Navigation Disassemble
Interesting picture of a disassembled Move Navigation Controller.

I am still not 100% sold on the initial Move offerings, but I am of the opinion that it is significantly better than the Wii.

Did I really just do that?
Yes I did. I just order Atelier Rorona: The Alchemists Of Arland? Sure I have plenty of games to play, and this one is probably the last one on my list, but WTF? Why not go after a game with sexual innuendo for a main character that looks all of 12? I am just kidding on that last one, but I am always a up for something a little different, and I have never tried a game in this series.

Time to clean out my gaming library again because the backlog is in full effect!

Share

Falcons 27 – 24 Saints! Who Dat?

Who dat? Who dat? The Falcons just kicked the Saints in the teeth. Except for a couple of niggles here and there, Atlanta just had a brilliant overtime victory on the road in the Super Dome.

More to come later, but the bottom line is that going into my tailgate next weekend as the Falcons play host to the 49’ers, Atlanta shares the NFC South lead with a nice little tie-breaker over the defending Super Bowl Champions.

Go Falcons!

Share

Now Drinking

Who knew September was Bourbon Heritage Month? While none of these sit on the top of my shelf, I am always up for a good sipping Bourbon. My favorites? Knobb Creek, Markers Mark, Wild Turkey 101, and Jim Beam Black.

What’s in the fridge right now, for my football drinking pleasure? Miller Lite Home Draft Keg, Sweetwater 420 (what I like to call the nectar of the gods), and Sam Adams Octoberfest.

Share

SEC Roundup Week 4 (Dawgs and Texas Blow …)

What a disastrous weekend for my top two teams. Georgia really sucks for the first time in years; no other way to describe a disappointing start and equally poor play. Not only is Georgia failing to grasps the basic concepts for the newly installed 3-4 defense, the Bulldogs continue to make serious mistakes (mental, turnovers, and penalties). I never thought I would say that it was time for a change at the top, but maybe this team has stopped responding to Richt. What a damn shame …

I didn’t see Texas getting throttled at the hands of UCLA. Taking one on the chin 34-12 at home is disgraceful. Before this one, everyone was talking about Texas making this a payback from the 1997 63-3 thrashing. Of course no one associated with Texas was playing or coaching on that team, so the talk was much ado about nothing. At any rate, Texas has been living on the edge the first few games, so it was time to step up or pay the price. This young Longhorn team is obviously not ready to compete.

Well, there is always North Texas (1-3, 1-0 Sun Belt) who beat Florida Atlantic (1-2, 0-1 Sun Belt) 21-17. Good to see the Mean Green get a victory.

Tennessee survived UAB in overtime. I would write about how bad Tennessee must be, but at least they have actually won two games!

St. Saban showed why he is worth the money, pulling off a nice 13 point comeback on the road over Arkansas 24-20.

Florida whipped Kentucky 48-14; no surprises here.

South Carolina put up a real fight against Auburn, but ultimately fell 27-35 on the road in a hotly contested, and equally entertaining game. I think the Ol Ball Coach screwed up royally in this one. Granted, Garcia fumbled twice, but when you get hit often and hard, you are going to eventually lay the ball on the ground. Putting in freshman backup Connor Shaw did not give the fighting chickens the best chance to win.

In non-conference play, 15 LSU defeated 22 West Virginia 20-14. Good for the Tigers. Thanks for representing the SEC in a manner that the conference deserves.

Mississippi showed some spunk laying some wood on Fresno St. 55-38. I figured Ole Miss would not show up.

Georgia (1-3, 0-3 SEC) earns the Calvert Games Shame of the Week honors, which is normally reserved for teams that embarrass the SEC in non-conference play. 24-12 at the hands of Mississippi St. (2-2, 1-2 SEC) is beyond reprehensible.

Regardless of the losses and the rough start to the 2010 campaign, the sun still came up. Go Dawgs!

Share

F1 2010: Mmmm … Racing Goodness

You can tell by the title of this post that I am impressed. I spent some time with the game last night in the career mode and running some Time Trials.

For career, I started out by picking STR-Ferrari. For my first race I was tasked with qualifying 15th and finishing the race 12th. Of course underneath the covers my primary goal is to be the race suit off of teammate Sebastien Buemi.

I really appreciate that the developers went to lengths to make the game approachable. You can pick 3-4 difficulty settings, or tweak any of the default settings to customize your gaming experience. Likewise, in the garage, you can select several quick car setups. It all makes for a quick, jump in and play experience.

I am not ashamed to say I started off on the beginner mode, with a few custom handling settings, and went with a 3-year career. I went with 20% race distance, which looks to be the shortest stint that can be selected.

The season begins in Bahrain, so that is where I started practice, playing around with the various race settings. One night with the game is hardly enough to form any final conclusions, but I was seriously impressed with how the various car setups effect on track performance. Lap times were noticeable different after making changes, and there is a readily apparent difference between tire types.

I cannot remember where I finished on the timesheets in practice, but I was in front of Buemi, so that was good enough for me. In between Practice and Qualifying I met the media, and was a team player, which my agent said was very much appreciated by the rest of the team. I jumped back into qualifying and ended up 16th, which was a little disappointing, however Buemi end up in 19th, so my first race weekend was going in my favor. Maybe next time I can make it out of Q1.

At the start of the race I decided to go with the Prime tires; I figured everyone else may start on the Options. If I could leg out a long stint until the bottom part of the race, and maintain a decent position, I could get some flying laps at the end. I think this turned out to be a poor decision.

I got off to a decent start, but spun on my first lap. Ouch. One thing I immediately noticed was that the sky was overcast; looks like rain. In the desert? It was apparent that my car was not handling the same as it did in practice and qualifying. That is a nice touch.

I recovered well enough, and managed to pass a few cars. My race engineer called my in on lap four. Things were really going in my favor as the race seemed to come to me. I found myself running in 8th when I saw a rule warning reminding me that I must use a set of the Option tires. What? I assumed that my race engineer would be smart enough to have switched out my tires when he called me in for a pit.

I asked for a pit, and started pressing all the buttons on my Dual Shock trying to find something with pit instructions. Cross Hair D-Pad did the trick. Unfortunately I selected Intermediate tires. Oops. My race was screwed because of the extra stop, and then was beyond repair because I could not select the right tire types.

So I did a restart; putted around a little bit, but finally turned off the PS3 instead of finishing out the race.

Now that I know a little bit about what is what, I will probably start a new career and select Virgin or Lotus.

I am very impressed with the ease and accessibility of the game; I am sure it is tough as nails on the hardest settings with no driving aids or assists enabled. Fun factor in spades; everything you do with the setup and tires makes a difference. The track also seems to have periods of running faster (so said my race engineer).

In that first race, after the panic of spinning, I got into a serious zone. Too bad I did not select the right tire setup. I assume that even if I managed to switch to Options during the first stop, the tires would have degraded rapidly before the end of the race, forcing me into a second stop.

So it is easy to say that I am disappointed in the pit stops; if the race engineer is going to call me in, he damn well better have things sort out. Maybe there is a race strategy setting that I missed? It looks like it was all down to the driver (and my skills with a controller) instead of the race engineer, which seems strange because I think the race engineer should call the race, with the driver having the option to overrule. Now that I know, I will be better sorted for my next race.

Color me please. F1 console action has never been so fun!

**********************************
As a quick update, earlier this afternoon I gave Bahrain. This time I started on the Prime tires, was in first place after seven laps, pitted on lap eight, this time successfully putting on the Option tires, and running some decent end of race lap. I landed a podium (3rd place) and was really tickled with my progress. I probably need to step up the difficulty level a notch, but man what a fun racing experience!

Toro Rosso in third in the Constructors race after Round 1. Nice. Calvert in third in the drivers Championship. Good stuff!

Share

Will Mississippi St. thwart history at Georgia’s expense?

Georgia limps into Starkville tonight desperate for a win. The Western Bulldogs are also in the same position. History says that Georgia will win, but the line is even, so the Dawgs could fall to 1-3 (0-3 SEC), which, to put on my Captain Obvious hat, would be entirely unexpected.

Georgia hasn’t lost any of the four games it has played in Starkville, Miss., since 1951, nor any of the nine games it has played against Mississippi State anywhere since 1974.

All of which should be pretty comforting for a win-starved team — except that Georgia hadn’t lost at South Carolina in 10 years before losing there two weeks ago and hadn’t lost to Arkansas in 17 years before doing so last week and hadn’t lost to Kentucky in Sanford Stadium in 32 years before doing so late last season.

Last week against the dreaded Hogs from Arkansas, I probably did not expect a victory, which was why I was not disappointed when the Dawgs looked like a bunch of sick puppies. After their comeback to draw even, and eventual loss, I was bitterly disappointed. This team lacks something; and I am not just referring to the absence of A.J. Green.

Inexperience at the QB position certainly does not help, but the Dawgs should have enough athletes to overcome a new QB. Maybe South Carolina will win the East, Arkansas the West, and Georgia will go on a torrid pace winning nine in a row. It’s morning; I’m not loaded yes, but in stranger things could happen … just hope Mississippi St. winning is not one!

Go Dawgs!

Share

NASCAR and Cheating …

You’re not trying if you aren’t cheating? It is not cheating unless you get caught? Oops. RCR and Bowyer get it handed to them by the powers that be at NASCAR. There is a great interview with NASCAR Vice President of Competition Robin Pemberton and the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Director John Darbyposted at RACER:

Q: Is it possible that on-track contact could have caused the problem? The car had to be pushed in by a tow truck. Could that have caused the problem?

ROBIN PEMBERTON: We looked at a lot of different things, and we feel like we have a lot of documentation from cars for the last four years or so, and we understand that we have had cars with some severe body damage and cars without, and we don’t feel that the incidental contact from a push from a wrecker helped push this car out of tolerance at all.

RCR is going to mount a “the wrecker did it” defense, which is pretty lame considering that everyone in the garage knows that NASCAR will have none of it.

Cheating or not, I think NASCAR should doc the full 195 points plus an additional 25 or so if they are going to say that RCR cheated with an illegal spec car. I can live with them keeping the win intact; why try to f’up history, which shows that Bowyer won on the track?

Share

Braves Pissing Away Playoffs

Atlanta Braves 2006 LogoIf this is in fact how it will end; what an unbelievably disappointing way for the Braves to close out their last season under legendary skipper Bobby Cox. The Braves are now .5 back of San Diego in the Wild Card chase.

The Braves are in a major tailspin, which comes at the worst possible time. As the Phillies have been torching the competition, winning 11 in a row, and rising to the best record in baseball, the Braves have been beset with four straight loses, dropping 6 of 10, including three in a row to the before mentioned best team in baseball! Ouch. So much for the Braves having any shot at the NL East title.

What about the Braves’ Wild Card aspirations? Atlanta now has to overcome San Francisco and San Diego, one of which will take the NL West title, while the other has a real opportunity to muscle Atlanta right out of the playoff picture. Monkey nuts!

There is nothing left for the Braves to do except put on their cups, dust off their jerseys, and pull up their bootstraps to make a final surge at the Playoffs. If anyone can keep a team levelheaded and prevent panicking, it is Bobby Cox. The question is can the Braves send Cox off the right way, with one last gallop into the Playoffs? It will suck royally if Cox’s final campaign ends with the Braves falling flat at the finish line.

The good news is that the Braves only have two more road games at Washington, followed by three at home with Florida, and three at home with Philadelphia. The Braves have been horrendous on the road (34-45), so a trip back to Turner Field may be just what the doctor order. While Cox attempts to right the ship, the Giants and Padres will wrap up the season with a three game set in San Diego. Should make for some interesting drama.

Go Braves!

Share

F1’s Fickle Dance

How much tweaking of the rules will be accepted before the fans just turn off the tube in favor of something more compelling? I have not researched the numbers (if they are even publicly available) to see where this season’s F1 ratings stand compared to the past three or four; however I expect that the numbers for 2010 should be decent. This year has been interesting – decent points battle, intense team battles with Red Bull highlighting the fun, and of course a close Drivers and Constructors points chase.

So of course Bernie Ecclestone wants to switch things up; go figure. I could write more, but why bother. For a super rich buy, he is really a dumb bloke.

The 2011 season will see more rule changes: moveable rear wing, the return of KERS, and adjustable front wings are no longer allowed. Of course there are other changes in the name of making the aerodynamics easier for overtaking. Apparently it is all about the show; the powers that be want to go from limited passes to passes on every lap, which could happen thanks to the moveable rear wing.

While it is not a rule change, the return of Pirelli should make things plenty interesting. They have promised to make tires that are safe, long lasting, but they will degrade at the right frequency. Think Canadian Grand Prix.

No Mr. Ecclestone, F1 is exciting without going to an unnecessary Olympics medal system. Each year I write that I would love to see the addition of points for winning the pole, leading at the halfway point, and running the fastest lap. A few extra points up for grabs will keep things interesting until the bitter end of even the most predictable race.

But enough about 2011, the 2010 season still has enough drama to make most F1 fans plenty happy.

Share

F1 2010 Ships

Finally! This sweet puppy should be in my PS3 later today. Based on the various reviews, I do not expect this one to be a cakewalk, but I am so looking forward to a fresh new F1 experience. I sold my copy of Formula One Championship Edition over the summer to raise funds for upcoming purchases, so I have had to weather a “no current F1 experience” storm.

To tide me over, I have been following the reviews (entertainment value) and any articles I could find; the best of which is Eurogamer’s “F1 2010: The Final Lap” developer interview. The article is really compelling because it goes into what the team did not have time to include, and the FIA approval process. Apparently multiplayer with 12 Ferraris on the track was a no go; same for AI drivers changing teams in career mode. Maybe in 2011?

I really need to figure out how to pony up for one of those G27 wheels, but after throwing $200 bones at a Move setup, a purchase wheel is not going to be in my immediate future.

Time permitting I will be back later tonight to post some impressions.

Share

Grumpy Old Gamer Returns

First things first, after contacting Amazon to ask them WTF was up with my F1: 2010 pre-order, I received the following response:

Looking into your order, I see that “F1: 2010” is back-ordered. I’m sorry about this delay–we certainly didn’t expect that this would happen.

Therefore, this item was delayed. Unfortunately the supply for some items will be limited and they sellout quickly. Sometimes, unexpected fluctuations in supply can add time to our original availability estimate. Though the item is out of stock, we do list the item and receive the order. Once we receive the order we will immediately contact the supplier to obtain the item. Sometimes as the case like yours the supplier failed to obtain the item.

We need to order your copy of item from a different supplier, and it will take us slightly longer than we anticipated to ship this item to you. I apologize that you were not notified sooner of this change in availability.

However, I can confirm that we still expect to ship your order by September 23. It should be delivered to you by September 24.

They are shitting me, right? Not only did I pre-order from the get-go, as soon as the game showed up on Amazon (that would be July 10), I never received any sort of notification that (A) game was on backorder (B) game was not shipping on release day (C) that Amazon had an epic fail.

Color me grumpy. The initial reviews are very promising.

Heavy Rain: Seriously Large Move Patch
After a heck of a long download (took three attempts to get the 1.1GB 2.0 patch to download) I am not that impressed with Move support, however I think it is really just a user error getting the Move controller to calibrate correctly. No matter what I do, when I calibrate, the control area (rectangle on the screen) always seems to “float” to the right – not sure how else to describe this behavior.

I have not attempted to use my second Move controller or replace the Move Navigation controller with a standard Dual Shock. I did not have any calibration issues with Sports Champions, so I am really holding out hope that this is 100% user error.

I have spent some time scouring the various PlayStation boards looking for clues to a fix. Scouring forums with immature posters sometimes offers up good, clean, fun; however when I am looking for help with an issue it just makes me a bitter, grumpy, old gamer.

Share

Midweek Gaming Update

No sign of F1 2010 from Amazon, which currently shows the game as out of stock. While my copy has not shipped, Amazon shows an estimated arrival date of September 24; I preordered back on July 10. As much as Amazon gets it right with release day shipping, and their super cheap Prime service, when they get it wrong, they really screw the pooch. I find this sort of service unacceptable …

Plus
I have not written too much about Sony’s PlayStation Plus service, but I have been reasonably happy with the games I have gotten for free – WipEout HD and Critter Crunch have received a lot of play time. The discounts have been nice, especially on Magic Orbz, with free DLC. This month is the first time the free PSN game on offer was something already in my library – Zen Pinball, which in my opinion is worth the $9.99 price of admission, so of course making it “free” to Plus subscribers is a nice deal.

The main issues with Plus, in no particular order, have been lack of communication from the Plus team, an every changing list of what Plus subscribers will (or should) receive with each update, and a lack of follow through on the original commitment. The last one is a real kick in the nuts. Plus subscribers were told (although not exactly promised) that they would receive monthly releases of PSN and PSOne titles, avatars, dynamic themes, and an assortment of other fun stuff including discounts. And oh BTW Plus subscribers were promised an opportunity to get in limited early access beta demos.

You can imagine the outrage from the Plus community as Sony has moved from weekly releases to twice a month releases, few if any dynamic themes, a PSN orPSOne title, and officially confirming that getting beta invites are not exactly a guarantee for Plus subscribers.

At this point I am taking a wait and see approach.

Move: HVB
Speaking of Plus, subscribers received an early Move patch for HVB. I gave it a quick try last night and was not exactly impressed. I am not sure if I was just dog tired after a long day, or if the controls are just not intuitive. To be fair, I did not play around with it too much last night, so maybe the new control setup just did not “click” for me, but my initial HVB Move impressions is that Move support was certainly not as intuitive as some of the Sports Champions titles.

Move: Heavy Rain
I think Heavy Rain is due to receive it’s Move patch today. I have been waiting to start over (save file did not transfer from my original PS3 to my PS3 Slim). Hopefully the added Move support adds an extra immersive element to the overall game experience.

Share