This one is an instant classic:

“Aerial Assualt”
Sometimes quotes are used in writing to indicate sarcasm. This is one of those times. Joe Horn used to be a stud. He is now 35. In terms of someone who is paid to be faster than other people for a living, that is bad news. Almost as bad a bit of news as waking up in the middle of your life and realizing that you’re coaching a team in which Joey! will be throwing to White, Jenkins and maybe Finneran. Night-mare. You know what? It’s too painful to talk about. Let’s just move to other side of the ball.

I still cannot find more than five wins this season.