It seems I haven’t lived in Texas long enough. Houston actually IS the “bayou city.” I guess living in Louisiana tainted my view that anything out of that state could be related to the bayou. So Madden commentary can’t be faulted there.
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Learn something new every day, and for what it is worth, I am from Texas.
I am about to have a cold one. Will post more details later. WTF is a frost brew liner? Wait! I have said too much!