{"id":430,"date":"2005-12-29T06:23:45","date_gmt":"2005-12-29T06:23:45","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2005-12-29T06:23:45","modified_gmt":"2005-12-29T06:23:45","slug":"deep-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/2005\/12\/29\/deep-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Deep Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is moving day, so a little levity is in order to keep me sane.  Tonya gave me \u201cDeep Thoughts\u201d (as seen on Saturday Night Live) by Jack Handey, when I graduated from college.  The book is subtitled, \u201cInspiration for the Uninspired.\u201d  I came across it early this morning as part of the never ending packing.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cIf a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is \u201cGod is crying.\u201d  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is \u201cProbably because of something you did.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cWe used to laugh at Grandpa when he\u2019d head off to go fishing.  But we wouldn\u2019t be laughing that evening, when he\u2019d come back with some whore he picked up in town.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cIt takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If you have to ask why I feel better, please stop visiting this site.<\/p>\n<div class=\"addtoany_share_save_container addtoany_content_bottom\"><div class=\"a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_ addtoany_list a2a_target\" id=\"wpa2a_1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'https:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share', '');\" class=\"a2a_dd addtoany_share_save\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-content\/plugins\/add-to-any\/share_save_171_16.png\" width=\"171\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Share\"\/><\/a>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\nif(wpa2a)wpa2a.script_load();\n\/\/--><\/script>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is moving day, so a little levity is in order to keep me sane. Tonya gave me \u201cDeep Thoughts\u201d (as seen on Saturday Night Live) by Jack Handey, when I graduated from college. The book is subtitled, \u201cInspiration for the Uninspired.\u201d I came across it early this morning as part of the never ending &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/2005\/12\/29\/deep-thoughts\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Deep Thoughts<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"addtoany_share_save_container addtoany_content_bottom\"><div class=\"a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_ addtoany_list a2a_target\" id=\"wpa2a_2\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'https:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share', '');\" class=\"a2a_dd addtoany_share_save\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-content\/plugins\/add-to-any\/share_save_171_16.png\" width=\"171\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Share\"\/><\/a><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=430"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}