{"id":1990,"date":"2010-02-04T06:54:54","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T11:54:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/2010\/02\/04\/esrb-musings-on-doa-paradise\/"},"modified":"2010-02-24T06:50:23","modified_gmt":"2010-02-24T11:50:23","slug":"esrb-musings-on-doa-paradise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/2010\/02\/04\/esrb-musings-on-doa-paradise\/","title":{"rendered":"ESRB Musings on DOA Paradise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This article from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesixthaxis.com\/2010\/02\/04\/doa-paradise-has-dental-floss-things\/\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'http:\/\/www.thesixthaxis.com\/2010\/02\/04\/doa-paradise-has-dental-floss-things\/', 'TheSixthAxis');\" target=\"_blank\">TheSixthAxis<\/a> was just too funny not to quote.  This is probably not safe for work (text description).  I\u2019m not going to offer a quote \u2013 no point in the T&A bots picking up this post.<\/p>\n<div class=\"addtoany_share_save_container addtoany_content_bottom\"><div class=\"a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_ addtoany_list a2a_target\" id=\"wpa2a_1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'https:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share', '');\" class=\"a2a_dd addtoany_share_save\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-content\/plugins\/add-to-any\/share_save_171_16.png\" width=\"171\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Share\"\/><\/a>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\nif(wpa2a)wpa2a.script_load();\n\/\/--><\/script>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This article from TheSixthAxis was just too funny not to quote. This is probably not safe for work (text description). I\u2019m not going to offer a quote \u2013 no point in the T&#038;A bots picking up this post.<\/p>\n<div class=\"addtoany_share_save_container addtoany_content_bottom\"><div class=\"a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_ addtoany_list a2a_target\" id=\"wpa2a_2\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'https:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share', '');\" class=\"a2a_dd addtoany_share_save\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-content\/plugins\/add-to-any\/share_save_171_16.png\" width=\"171\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Share\"\/><\/a><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[47,37],"class_list":["post-1990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archive","tag-esrb","tag-eye-candy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1990"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1990\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2168,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1990\/revisions\/2168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}