{"id":1832,"date":"2009-11-14T19:03:55","date_gmt":"2009-11-14T23:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/2009\/11\/14\/monsters-that-suck\/"},"modified":"2009-11-14T19:37:45","modified_gmt":"2009-11-14T23:37:45","slug":"monsters-that-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/2009\/11\/14\/monsters-that-suck\/","title":{"rendered":"Monsters that suck."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mmmmm.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gnomestew.com\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'http:\/\/www.gnomestew.com', 'Gnome Stew');\" target=\"new\">Gnome Stew<\/a>.  I stumbled across this site looking for some 4E materials.  Now comes an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gnomestew.com\/gming-advice\/the-decamer-campaign-start-with-dnds-10-stupidest-monsters\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'http:\/\/www.gnomestew.com\/gming-advice\/the-decamer-campaign-start-with-dnds-10-stupidest-monsters', 'article');\" target=\"new\">article<\/a> covering some of the all time worst, dare I say completely stupid monsters of all time!  This has to be the funniest D&D type article I have read in a while.  Then again, maybe it is the Jack and Diet Dr. Pepper.  Either way, this stuff has me ROTFLMAO.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> Player: \u201cWait\u2026did you say \u2018You see a T-rex up ahead\u2019? In a fantasy game?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>GM: \u201cYep. Its jaws are glistening with saliva as it turns its \u2013\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Player: \u201cFuck you, man. I\u2019m going home.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Seriously.  Any DM [it\u2019s a DM dammit!] that pulls this shit on me can kiss my little white ass.  Hey, just trying to get in the spirit of things.<\/p>\n<p>BTW \u2013 In the comments section of the campaign built around stupid monsters are a couple of great links \u2026<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.headinjurytheater.com\/article73.htm\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'http:\/\/www.headinjurytheater.com\/article73.htm', 'http:\/\/www.headinjurytheater.com\/article73.htm');\" target=\"new\">http:\/\/www.headinjurytheater.com\/article73.htm<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.headinjurytheater.com\/article95.htm\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'http:\/\/www.headinjurytheater.com\/article95.htm', 'http:\/\/www.headinjurytheater.com\/article95.htm');\" target=\"new\">http:\/\/www.headinjurytheater.com\/article95.htm<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I guess that is it for stupid monster stuff.\u00a0 I am laughed out.<\/p>\n<div class=\"addtoany_share_save_container addtoany_content_bottom\"><div class=\"a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_ addtoany_list a2a_target\" id=\"wpa2a_1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'https:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share', '');\" class=\"a2a_dd addtoany_share_save\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-content\/plugins\/add-to-any\/share_save_171_16.png\" width=\"171\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Share\"\/><\/a>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\nif(wpa2a)wpa2a.script_load();\n\/\/--><\/script>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mmmmm. Gnome Stew. I stumbled across this site looking for some 4E materials. Now comes an article covering some of the all time worst, dare I say completely stupid monsters of all time! This has to be the funniest D&#038;D type article I have read in a while. Then again, maybe it is the Jack &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/2009\/11\/14\/monsters-that-suck\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Monsters that suck.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"addtoany_share_save_container addtoany_content_bottom\"><div class=\"a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_ addtoany_list a2a_target\" id=\"wpa2a_2\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'https:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share', '');\" class=\"a2a_dd addtoany_share_save\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-content\/plugins\/add-to-any\/share_save_171_16.png\" width=\"171\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Share\"\/><\/a><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}