{"id":1371,"date":"2009-01-24T01:19:07","date_gmt":"2009-01-24T05:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/2009\/01\/24\/who-the-hell-is-amy\/"},"modified":"2009-01-24T01:20:53","modified_gmt":"2009-01-24T05:20:53","slug":"who-the-hell-is-amy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/2009\/01\/24\/who-the-hell-is-amy\/","title":{"rendered":"Who the hell is Amy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chasing Amy.  Fun movie, but I guess my wife thought it was a little too vulgar for her tastes.  Plus it had the whole gay thing going against it (or for it, depending on your perspective).  I remember that my wife walked out of the living room when I threw Amy into the VCR (damn that was a long time ago) way back when.  Too many f\u2019ing f-bombs, but I digress.<\/p>\n<p>So ho the hell is Amy?  And why is Britney seeking her?<\/p>\n<p>Every once in a while something so stupidly bizarre comes along I have to post it here.  Seriously, it is kind of like watching a train wreck.  You see it coming, but you cannot turn away.  At least that everyone says; I have never actually seen a train wreck, so I am not really sure what I am saying.<\/p>\n<p>OK, back to Amy.  Apparently Britney is stirring up a storm of controversy (what else is new) with her catchy new song \u2013 <em><a href=\"http:\/\/chismetime.com\/2008\/12\/the-meaning-behind-britneys-song-if-you-seek-amy\/\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'http:\/\/chismetime.com\/2008\/12\/the-meaning-behind-britneys-song-if-you-seek-amy\/', 'If You Seek Amy');\" target=\"new\">If You Seek Amy<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cSo, she\u2019s really saying F U C K me, F(If), U (You), C (see-), K (k-a)-ME(my)\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Seems reasonable too me, but who is Amy?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Alyssa: So, for you, to f*^k is to penetrate. You\u2019re used to the more traditional definition. You inside some girl you duped, jackhammering away, not noticing that bored look in her eyes.<br \/>\nBanky Edwards: Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes, alright?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<table align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/images\/misc\/apollonia6.jpg\" alt=\"Apollonia 6\" hspace=\"5\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"><em>Hotness Appollonia style \u2026<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Well said, and I only wish I was bored right now \u2026<\/p>\n<p>Oh well.  At least <em>Purple Rain<\/em> is on, and Apollonia is hot, but I am digressing again.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cLet\u2019s have some asses wiggling.  I want some perfection\u201d \u2013 Morris Day<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What a great move.  I keep getting distracted.  WTF happened to Amy?<\/p>\n<div class=\"addtoany_share_save_container addtoany_content_bottom\"><div class=\"a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_ addtoany_list a2a_target\" id=\"wpa2a_1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'https:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share', '');\" class=\"a2a_dd addtoany_share_save\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-content\/plugins\/add-to-any\/share_save_171_16.png\" width=\"171\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Share\"\/><\/a>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\nif(wpa2a)wpa2a.script_load();\n\/\/--><\/script>\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chasing Amy. Fun movie, but I guess my wife thought it was a little too vulgar for her tastes. Plus it had the whole gay thing going against it (or for it, depending on your perspective). I remember that my wife walked out of the living room when I threw Amy into the VCR (damn &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/2009\/01\/24\/who-the-hell-is-amy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Who the hell is Amy?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"addtoany_share_save_container addtoany_content_bottom\"><div class=\"a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_ addtoany_list a2a_target\" id=\"wpa2a_2\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'https:\/\/www.addtoany.com\/share', '');\" class=\"a2a_dd addtoany_share_save\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-content\/plugins\/add-to-any\/share_save_171_16.png\" width=\"171\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Share\"\/><\/a><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.calvertgames.com\/cgblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}